exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

(via yungwifey)

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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(via thefuuuucomics)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via followmeslut)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via tyleroakley)

In school

  • Classmate: can I borrow a pencil?
  • Me: first of all I'm mixed