egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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In school

  • Classmate: can I borrow a pencil?
  • Me: first of all I'm mixed

My relationship with my followers

  • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

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davestrider:

little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous 

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